Gosh, dai gat lai see

I saw a flies in my sister's bedroom just now.
Guess what, it was a green flies which can't really fly.
It just jumping around.
Yes, JUMPED LIKE A KANGAROO WTF.
From table to the floor and then disappeared WTF.
WHAT I SHOULD CALL IT NOW WTF.

Hahahahahaha sorry for being too rude, anyway I just ignored the stupid flies.
After a couple minutes, my brother came in.
I was sitting on the floor, onlining as usual.
We both talk talk talk and laugh laugh laugh.
Suddenly, the flies was walking away from my butt.
Hye I'm serious man wtf so now my butt did produce the stupid flies or the stupid flies is actually hidden under my butt?
WOI YOU THOUGHT MY BUTT IS YOUR FARKING HOME SWEET HOME IS IT ARGHHHH!
(Pity my butt, wuwuw! T-T)

Well, I just ignored it once again.
I told my bro 'bout the stupid flies yet he just ignored me too.
(I ignore him sometimes too but we still heart each other hahahaha)
"Haih, I go out first la," my lovely bro said it to me with a very sien face.
When he stepped out of the room, he didn't know that actually the stupid flies was lying(or sleeping? maybe he was trying to find another home haha) on the floor close to his feet.

Tadahhh, you know what I gotta say now.
Yays, he stepped on the flies. Only the legs kena I suppose yet it..
Ape jadi? Mati la lalat tu.. Haih.. :x
I should chase it out of the room before the drama has happened.
So, it might jump(lol) out of my house and save by a kind-hearted uncle.
Maybe the uncle will feed it.. blood?
(And it turns into Robert Pattinson, maybe. I said maybe :O)